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Dork
Rock Opera! Album Art
Artist Emezie Okorafor
Length 4:28
Genre Pop
Album Rock Opera!
Track 3
1st Played Episode 1

LyricsEdit

Dork
Baby, baby, I've got some news for you
I know we never met, but this I swear is true
That the moment I saw you, cupid ran my heart through
So, I'll put it in a song to prove it all to you

Wait, come back! No need to run away from me.
I'm cuter and I'm smarter than these other cats, you see
Take a look at my resume, the others can't compete
I'm a freaking genius from MIT

So tell me what's your name, hun?
Venus
My friends call me Venus, cause that's the place I'm from
See, I'm the hottest around since Mercury met the Sun.
Dork
Well, Venus listen to my song, and we'll have a little fun

V is for Venus, my celestial queen
E is for an elegance few have ever seen
N is for nonsense, U is for unique
S is for shake, shake, shake that healthy thing
Venus
Oh my God, what a dork!
Oh my God, so uncool!
Dork
Why do they always have to be so cruel?

Baby, baby, I've got some good news
I wrote a little love song, I wrote it just for you
So, take a chance on me, and give me your name
And, by the time this dance is done, you'll love me just the same.
Athena
My name is Athena. I'm daddy's little girl.
I come from the mountains, high above the world.
My pedigree is heavenly, if you want to get with me.
Dork
Yes, I want to get with thee, so listen to my poetry

A and T stand for absolutely terrific
Combine them with H and E, 'cause baby brings the HEAT
Now the N and the A, hmm, what could they mean?
Athena
They stand for not available because you're such a geek.
Dork
Come take my hand, I'll show you the light.
I'll show you the way. I'll treat you right.
Athena
Oh my God, what a dork!
Oh my God, so uncool!
Dork
Why do they have to be so cruel?

You know the truth is always painful, but also sorta true.
I'm a no good loser from my forehead to my shoes.
A dork is all I am, and dorkin' is all I do.
And, if you do not like me, rejection's nothing new...

So, tell me what's your name, my dear? I really need to know.
Eve
My name is Eve. It's short for Evelyn Rose Aphrodite Nefertiti Cleopatra Jones.
Dork
What?
Eve
You heard me.
Dork
...

Here we go,
Spend your EVE just chilling with me,
While we LYN on the sand by the sea
Sends a ROSE via prose, so your garden can grow
Like the flower on your mind in the form of an AFRO
Rather DIE than to try not to have you by my side
Sippin' TEA, follow me, NEFERTI-n-TI blowing my mind
Bump and grind
Baby's so well endowed
If I give you seven digits will you call me now
Like Miss CLEO?
PATRA
Let me
At ya'
I'm not the Geek in the Pink, I'm the Dork with the Fork
Can be as clean as a sink or as dirty as pork
Can be a sweet as a lamb or a D&D orc
Check it
J for Jalepenos, cause you're spicy and violent
O, you didn't know that the J is silent?
NE, NE, NEthing to make you sing
Just Shake, shake, shake that healthy thing.
Venus, Athena, Eve
OMG, what a dork!
OMG, so uncool!
He thinks he's so smart, but he looks like a fool!
Dork
I guess my bachelor's degree is gonna keep me a bachelor it seems,
'Til I'm one hundred and three.

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